如何让 Claude 不再说“honest takes”和“load-bearing seams”

如何让克劳德不再说“承重”

AI 导读

用户可通过 Claude 的 MessageDisplay Hook 机制自定义词汇替换。编写 Python 脚本，将“seam”替换为“whatchamacallit”、“you're absolutely right”替换为“I'm a complete clown”、“honest take”替换为“spicy doodad”、“load-bearing”替换为“cooked”，保存为 `~/.claude/hooks/wordswap.sh` 并赋予执行权限，再在 `~/.claude/settings.json` 的 hooks 块中配置该命令。Hook 在启动时加载，新会话即生效。

推荐理由

Claude 的「load-bearing」和「honest take」可能是你今年最烦的 AI 用语，这个 hook 脚本把它们替换成搞笑词，读完直接套用，保证效率与笑果兼备。

正文 · 原文

Absolutely ripping your hair out reading Claude referring to everything as “honest takes” and "load-bearing seams"? You’re not the only one. But what if I tell you there’s a way to take this massive source of frustration and make it so ridiculous you can't but laugh at it? Or just simply fix Claude's vocabulary. I present to you, the MessageDisplay hook.

First you need a little script with some replacements set up:

#!/usr/bin/env python3
import json, re, sys
replacements = {
    "seam": "whatchamacallit",
    "you're absolutely right": "I'm a complete clown",
    "honest take": "spicy doodad",
    "load-bearing": "cooked"
}
data = json.load(sys.stdin)
text = data.get("delta") or ""
for phrase, replacement in replacements.items():
    pattern = r"\b" + re.escape(phrase) + r"\b"
    text = re.sub(pattern, replacement, text, flags=re.IGNORECASE)
print(json.dumps({
    "hookSpecificOutput": {
        "hookEventName": "MessageDisplay",
        "displayContent": text,
    }
}))

put that in ~/.claude/hooks/wordswap.sh and make it executable with chmod +x ~/.claude/hooks/wordswap.sh. Then to hook it up, add it to your ~/.claude/settings.json in the hooks block like:

{
  "hooks": {
    "MessageDisplay": [
      { "hooks": [ { "type": "command", "command": "$HOME/.claude/hooks/wordswap.sh" } ] }
    ]
  }
}

Hooks load at startup, so you just need to start a new session to start your new life.

A screenshot of Claude output showing the effect of the script.

I'm sure you can come up with much better and more productive replacements than me. Have fun!